Fictionally Acquired Mannerisms

squidwardofficial:

waking up your friend the morning after a sleepover like

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drxcos:

i hate when people r like “do you like them? oooh you’re blushing you do!!!” like, no you cold corndog im fucking blushing bc you’re embarrassing me and making me uncomfortable

fuqyourlies:

reasonswhydansafail:

sleepingartist:

urbancatfitters:

if i ever start a band i’m going to name it “music” and then it will be literally impossible to find any of our songs on the internet

the first album : “Unknown album”

the hit single: “track 1”

album art

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Some people wanna watch the world burn

jpgay:

*turns into a tree to avoid responsibilities*

fairhies:

If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat

k-elizabeth-t:

This boy at Target asked if I would hold his hand because his ex girlfriend just walked in with a new guy, so naturally I felt bad and held his hand while strolling around Target for a bit. Then it donned on me, with no other couple in sight, that was the best damn pick up line ever pulled.

ninfia:

im going to inject garlic bread into my blood stream 

nepetalast:

sheyna-sterling:

pissy-little-aquarius:

why are parents allowed to yell and scream at their children and call them names and just make them feel like shit in general…

but when kids try to defend themselves…. its disrespectful?

what kind of fucking shit parents do you have

is this a new thing to you

wearitcounts:

ishipanarmada:

batmanlockedmeinthetardis:

thisrohirrimisnoman:

1reasonand1reasonolny:

harryriles:

"what are you reading?"

"its a…online book."

"oh cool, what’s it about?"

"….uh…."

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I love that everyone just knows

Or…alternately:

"what are you writing?"

"it’s a….story."

"oh cool, what’s it about?"

"…uh…"

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"can i read it?"

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There are two ways to make Tyler Oakley​ shut the fuck up

queen-oakslay-n-princess-slayvan:

osassybutclassyo:

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idc if i just reblogged this

troyes-lip-ring:

mewyoutubers:

oursecondlifeismyfirstlife:

myqueentroyler:

itsshezzy:

troyes-lip-ring:

CAN WE MAKE TROYLER KISSING THE MOST REBLOGGED POST ON TUMBLR?
What do you think, Troyler Fandom? Think you can handle it?

challenge accepted.

we gna do dis

let the games begin

putting this on my queue too

You better

troyes-lip-ring:

mewyoutubers:

oursecondlifeismyfirstlife:

myqueentroyler:

itsshezzy:

troyes-lip-ring:

CAN WE MAKE TROYLER KISSING THE MOST REBLOGGED POST ON TUMBLR?

What do you think, Troyler Fandom? Think you can handle it?

challenge accepted.

we gna do dis

let the games begin

putting this on my queue too

You better

clannyphantom:

What doesn’t kill me should’ve tried harder

At what point do you take girls out of school altogether because boys can’t handle it?
Parent of a female teen whose school banned leggings (via onlinegf)